function coolthing()
{
//20
var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random() * 20);
if (ranNum == 0){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // kookysocks
if (ranNum == 1){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // lifeisnotmeasured
if (ranNum == 2){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // suedechess
if (ranNum == 3){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // suedewatercolor
if (ranNum == 4){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // espressocupset
if (ranNum == 5){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // pignosetissuebox
if (ranNum == 6){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // girlfriendsteatin
if (ranNum == 7){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // icecreampartyset
if (ranNum == 8){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // champagnebubblebath
if (ranNum == 9){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // playdohcologne
if (ranNum == 10){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // recordalbumsteppedbowl
if (ranNum == 11){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // recordalbumcoasters
if (ranNum == 12){document.write(''); } // pickyournose
if (ranNum == 13){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // romeojulienne
if (ranNum == 14){document.write(''); } // escapeplan
if (ranNum == 15){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // barcodemat
if (ranNum == 16){document.write('
Up to 50% off! We\'re redesigning the store and clearing out inventory to make room for cool new projects we have up our sleeves - up to 50% off! (Supplies are limited.)
'); } // atomicfoodcontainers
if (ranNum == 17){document.write(''); } // moomixer
if (ranNum == 18){document.write(''); } // buttermybutt
if (ranNum == 19){document.write(''); } // dirtcandle
if (ranNum == 20){document.write(''); } // cleanunderpantscandle
}
