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The sleep patterns of a kid on Christmas Eve."
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Jason: "I don't think angels wear bedsheets."
Kim: "Well I don't think shepherds had robes from Nordstroms." |
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Because Santa doesn't appreciate soot in his skivvies. Merry Christmas."
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I'm done with my Christmas list. What's Santa's e-Mail address?"
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